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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... .Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read :
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 27 May 2011
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
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百度欺负使用者不懂英语?

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谷歌也好不到哪里去……

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这绝对不是“巧合”,看看这个:

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家里信箱中收到了这个特别的高利贷传单,与大家分享:

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这“大耳窿”文化水平不低哦!
语言没有正确或错误,只有规范与否!
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英语老师批改作文大发雷霆说:“我从没见过这么烂的作文!”
另一个老师问:“写得什么?”
英语老师说:“王子和公主的故事。”
“不错啊。”
“什么不错,你看他怎么写:
A prince met his princess.
He asked, "Can you speak Chinese? "
She said, “Yes!”
“太好了!”
……
(后面就全是中文了!!)
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肯定可以激励学生的标语!
语言没有正确或错误,只有规范与否!
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最近频频看到一些在头发上花了不少心思的人,看到这个图不禁发出会心一笑!

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